This cupcake thing has gone way too far. Introducing fashion cupcakes. Like normal cupcakes, but made in china for 10 times the price of regular cupcakes. Flavors are:
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Chanel: Mothball cake with estrogen patch and vapo-rub frosting (soothes hot flashes).
Luis Vuitton: Dark baby poop cake with runny baby poo frosting.
Christian Louboutin: Trendberry cake with double-decaf non-fat plain frosting. And it goes bad in 15 mintues.
Agent Provocateur: Delicious.
Betsey Johnson: Ritalin-banana cake with triple-sugar meth frosting & candy garnish.
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